Jeff Foxworthy just has a way with words

This is straight forward country thinking........
Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims:


1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.
    You may be a Muslim


2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
    You may be a Muslim


3. You have more wives than teeth.  
    You may be a Muslim
 
4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.  
    You may be a Muslim
 
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
     You may be a Muslim
 
6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against. 
    You may be a Muslim
  
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
    You may be a Muslim
 
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.  
    You may be a Muslim
 
9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.
    You may be a Muslim
 
10. Your cousin is president of the United States.  
      You may be a Muslim
 
11. You find this offensive or racist.
     You may be a Muslim